A storm of puns were unleashed on the West Briton after the newspaper revealed thieves had stolen more than 1,000 rolls of toilet paper from a Truro toilet.
Here are our top five.
1 – Do Police have anything to go on? – David Mcguire
2 – That's an organised ring crime – John Coventry
3 – I hear the thieves were last seen in Looe – David Craig
4 – They're evacuating as we speak – RV
5 – Sounds like a pretty bog standard news story – Lee Hall
